Free report. No account. No card.
Your website is broken and nobody has told you.
Not badly. Quietly. A photograph that stopped loading in March. An event from last year still on the front page. Fourteen links that go nowhere. You would not know, because nobody reads their own website.
Takes under a minute. Nothing is stored. Nothing is sent to you.
What it found this week
38.1 MB
A single photograph on a yoga studio's front page.
On a phone in a car park that is most of a minute of loading. Most people leave first. Resizing it changes nothing you can see.
September 2025
A clinic still being advertised on that same site, a year after it happened.
Someone reading last year's date assumes the business is not paying attention. Often, that it has closed.
27 of 27
Local business websites checked in one town. Every single one had something wrong.
Not one of those owners knew. Most of them are paying somebody monthly to look after it.
The businesses are not named on purpose. Publishing which shop in a small town has the worst website would be true and it would also be a real person finding their failings on a stranger's sales page.
How it works
01
Put in your address
Just the website. No account, no email, no card. It starts immediately.
02
It goes and looks
It visits your site the way a customer would, follows your links, opens your pictures, and reads your pages. It identifies itself and it respects your robots.txt.
03
You get the receipts
A list of what is broken, what it is costing you, and the proof for every single line. A web address and a status code you can paste into your own browser and check yourself.
What a line looks like
01 · Costing you
5 images are over a megabyte.
On a phone on mobile data these take seconds each. People leave before the page finishes. Resizing them changes nothing visible and fixes it.
Evidence
- 38.1 MB /wp-content/uploads/2025/08/9H0A9907.jpg
- 26.6 MB /wp-content/uploads/2025/08/9H0A9793.jpg
- 15.5 MB /wp-content/uploads/2025/08/9H0A9753.jpg
Real output from a real site. Paste any of those into a browser and check the file size yourself.
The eleven checks
- Dead links
- Does clicking this land on an error page
- Broken images
- Does this photograph load at all
- Stale dates
- Are you advertising something that already happened
- Empty pages
- Is this page published, linked, and blank
- No mobile layout
- Does this page work on a phone
- Heavy images
- Will this lose someone on mobile data
- Titles
- Does the page have one, is it unique
- Descriptions
- Will Google write its own summary instead
- Contact
- Can somebody ready to buy actually reach you
- Speed
- Does your server take too long to answer
- HTTPS
- Does the browser say Not Secure
Why there is no score out of a hundred
Every other tool gives you a grade. 62 out of 100. Amber. Needs improvement. That number is how those tools hide the fact that they are guessing, because a score cannot be checked and a broken link can.
So there is no score here. There is a list of things, and under each one, the evidence. A web address and a status code. A file size in megabytes. The sentence quoted off your own page. You can verify any line of it by hand in about ten seconds, and you should.
On the day this was built it reported that a client's site was dangerously slow. That was false. It had measured its own traffic and blamed the site. The check was rewritten the same day and the wrong finding was withdrawn in writing rather than quietly deleted. That is the standard this is held to.
The report is free. It is always free.
There is nothing to buy on this page and no email to hand over. If you want the things on the list fixed, that is a separate conversation and a fixed price agreed before any work starts. If you would rather fix them yourself, the report tells you exactly where they are.
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